April 2012
shavingryansprivates: i hope that tomorrow my mom calls me and says “april fools, you were actually aborted” and suddenly reality collapses and i never existed
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partyrockingonbakerstreet replied to your post: so about how my phone isn’t sending replies omg bless your tags good
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so about how my phone isn’t sending replies
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WatchWatch
adriofthedead: r4mennoodles: asdfghjklnia: hazzasboobs: niallsblue-eyes: gag-r3flex: your-mothers-underwear: payneinmyvaginafanfic: iloveyoujhutch: rubyliftyourheadup: out-my-broken-jaw: give-me-hope-in-silence: what the actual fuck i love how everyone keeps a pokerface CRYING OMG. THEY DONT EVEN LAUGH AND IM HERE DYING o m g I’m literally pissing my pants omfg.  ...
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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.  Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.
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locksmifff asked: Benedict CabbagePatch.
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APRIL FOOL'S DAY (JPN GOOGLE MAPS)
miss-simplicity: YOU GUYS … IN ADDITION TO ALL THE LIES COMING OUT ON TWITTER (THAT I’M TRYING TO TRANSLATE) BUT GUYS. YOU GUYS. THIS.
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I hear frantic thumping in my brother’s bedroom
Mar 31st
gaymzee: Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). If you post all of this story I will fuck you every day for the rest of...
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sicjp0 asked: Just wanted to say you were completely right in that conversation with that person. I was following her up until I read that conversation; I kind of shook my head in embarrassing for the whole cosplay community. I don't think anyone has the right to come off that way no matter the circumstances.
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Because we all know if you had "-phobic" to...
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why do I talk jfc
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reichenfeels: I really hope God has a sense of humor because otherwise the whole of the Sherlock fandom is going to hell.  He does. Thus our damnation is assured.
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Listentoxcatl: iequalslow: wecansexy: m-azing: ...
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feferihipstersparklesnumber1fan: so at work today someone ordered 20 nuggets and when they were walking away they dropped them and burst into tears saying ‘why does this always happen to me’ and then they laid on the ground until a manager had to kick them out
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holmes-comma-sherlock: ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum wins the Mega Millions and loses the ticket. And then Barack Obama walks out of a coffee shop and finds that ticket on the ground.
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