I wish everyone on Tumblr could pitch in like £5, and we will just fucking buy an island somewhere, preferably close to the equator, and we will just all be beautiful people and party all night long. There would be little communities where you live with other hipsters or beach bums or fashionistas or skaters, but we would all still be best friends because no one can judge on Tumblr Island. It will be the perfect place, a Utopia of Tumblr.

doctorscience:

spleenbrick:

whaoanon:

does no one realize how awful tumblr is and how actually getting some of these people in the same physical area is the worst idea

I would gladly donate money to the cause of putting tumblr users where they can go all lord of the flies and murder each other with rocks and spears

“no one can judge on tumblr island” are you kidding me there’d be middle class whiteys standing on the beach telling you to stop rubbing caribbean tanning oil on yourself cause you’re appropriating darker skin

I can buy a bird and a chocolate fountain and see how it goes