lardypoison:

hey my friend told me this joke *repeats clean version of text post to parents*

heysammy:

woah girl are you from france ‘cause

madamn

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

there’s this one girl in my trig class who sneezes literally every day and i say bless you every single time and she never ever says thank you and i’m pretty sure i’m just going to emotionally break down because of it

OH MY GOD TODAY SHE SNEEZED AND I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING BUT ANOTHER GIRL SAID BLESS YOU AND SHE SAID THANK YOU I AM SO FUCKING DONE

zodiaccity:

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manitobra:

kittening:

if you’re gonna post topless pictures on the Internet at least make sure you have nice boobs that’s all

yeah remember before taking any topless photos you must first check with tumblr user kittening to make sure your breasts are an acceptable level of attractive and if they aren’t then you’re hideous and you should hate your body and never ever show show your breasts to anyone on account of them being so not nice

queerfangirl:

johnlockstrade:

yeah i definitely think sherlock would just walk around naked because he’s just too lazy to get dressed and john’s like jesus christ hide your shame but sherlock has none and he sees no problem with it because he doesn’t sexualize it in anyway and he’s like are you afraid of anatomy john what’s the deal and eventually john is just totally numb to the sight of sherlock’s naked body and he’s just like whatever you lazy piece of shit

headcanon accepted

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

confusedtree:

At the 2020 VMAs she’s going to show up wearing blackface and a dress made of live infants and humanity as a collective entity is going to be really embarrassed that we let Lady Gaga do anything after The Fame Monster